Writing letters of complaint is an insidious habit. It starts with a small mention of a typo on our home page and before you know it, you're 60 years old and writing 15-page manifestos to the city council about how the noise on the nearby playground is giving your cat Mr. Peepers irritable bowel syndrome and you're getting pretty goddamn sick of cleaning up after him, even if he is your schnookums.
Use the box below to start yourself on the road to ruin.
